I: Istoria acestei mari iubiri a inceput in seara cand Tergiversat de amintiri cde tine m-am impiedicat, Iubito,
nu stiu ce faceai sub gard, Dormeai sau poate ca erai grabita Sa efectuezi teleportarea pe orbita. Mi-am zis 'Aceasta
zana incantatoare de sub gard Trebuie adusa la suflare imediat' Doua palme, trei sutame si-o injuratura dura Stai
ca-ncepe a da din gura Da' miroase a muratura Si doar dupa respiratie artificiala Cand suflam in cavitatea ei bucala Eu
am inteles ca...
Refren: Dragostea nu are varsta, sex, culoare (N-are, n-are, n-are... N-are, n-are, n-are...) Dragostea
nu stie ce-ai sa-mi spui tu mie Cand am sa te pun la noapte Sa mancam orez cu lapte dulce !
II: Am ramas placut
surprins cand te-am vazut la mine acasa in dormitor Si atunci in suflet s-a aprins si nu numai in suflet Sentimentul
care-l asteptam de-o viata O, dulceatza, stai s-aprind lumina sa vad cum arata zana. Da, erai incantatoare Cele doua
paranteze mari cu par roscat pe ele se numeau picioare Oau, tenul ca ti-e verde-palid nu putea ascunde Profunzimea ochilor
caprui care priveau oriunde. Numai nu la cosurile tale date in floare Ce ninsoare de matreatza Ti-a cazut peste
mustatza Parca esti un Mos Craciun, Te mai speli si cu sapun ? Haide un drum pana la baie Ca miroase aici a
oaie.
Refren:..
III: Istoria acestei mari iubiri a continuat in clipa cand Am tras si eu niste priviri
profunde in oglinda Unde era blanos ca o camila Si fioros ca o gorila Mandru imi zambea simpatic Mutra mea de
porc salbatic. N-am mai rezistat Si impins de o pasiune am strigat 'Te iubesc la disperare. Esti al vietii mele
soare !' Mi-a raspuns emotionata : 'Sa ne sarutam odata, Te iubesc si eu, podoaba !' Si m-ai tras la tine in
cada... Aaah...
Refren:..
. The story of this great love began in that evening when I, Involved in memories, I stumbled
over you.
Honey, I don't know what you were doing under the fence, You were sleeping or maybe you were pushed To
make a teleportation into orbit.
No! I said myself: this fascinating fairy under the fence Must be brought back
to breath immediately — Two palms, three bad words, and a hard abuse Went out from your mouth — and it smelled
of pickle. And after an artificial respiration, when we breathed together, I understood that:
Ref. Love has
no age, sex, color! Hasn't, hasn't, hasn't! Hasn't, hasn't, hasn't! Love does not know what you will say to me When
I call you at night To eat rice with sweet milk!
2. I got pleasantly surprised when I saw you in my bedroom, And
then there appeared in soul and not only in soul The feeling I expected during all life; O, sweety, when the light went
on I saw the fairy appear. Yes! You were fascinating — those two big brackets with red hair were called legs! Wow!
The pale green light couldn't hide the profundity of those brown eyes Looking all around. But not at your pimples in
full bloom. What a snowfall of dandruff fell upon your moustache? You're like Santa Claus. Do you ever wash youself
with soap? Your way is to the bathroom, there is a smell of a sheep.
3. The history of this great love continued
at the moment when I looked at myself in the mirror, Where, humped as a camel and shaggy as a gorilla, My simpathic
face of a wild swine smiled at me.
I didn't resist more and, full of passion, I cried: I love you desperately. You're
the sun of my life! You answered me emotionally: We've not ever kissed! I love you and I'm a toy! And I fell down
you. A!!!
